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Moped Haiku
« on: August 12, 2010, 12:47:57 PM »
On a dark back street
Racing the growing shadows
His lights do not work
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2010, 02:37:10 PM »
I tinkered all day,
Did not obtain performance.
Gawd damn Batavus.
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2010, 02:40:29 PM »
Poush scooter, real slow,
On CraigsList away we go.
MetraKit Eighty!

Now my Pousch Scooter
Will be blasting all of yours.
Improper ring gap.

Piston crown is shot
Your alley. Smells like two-stroke;
Pass the 40 please.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2010, 02:44:27 PM by Tom! »
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2010, 03:46:13 PM »
Wrench in the garage
Permission I did not get
Balls, no longer mine

Four stroke rat mobile
Exhaust of musical note
Straight pipe makes me deaf

Two stroke, much to learn
Jesus Christ, a3 is junk
Just gimme a kit
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2010, 08:16:35 PM »
My Hobbit is fast
Despite not having a kit
Let me port your shit
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2010, 08:25:51 PM »
Quote from: Holmes on August 12, 2010, 03:46:13 PM
Jesus Christ, a3 is junk

LOL.

A heap of Tomos
Back together, has no spark
At least the horn works
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2010, 01:00:11 AM »
disc brakes, rigid frame
polini, 24 mil.
why you gotta seize?
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2010, 05:14:30 AM »
my little bike looks at me
from across the shed
and said
why you burn out
and waste my tread
don't stop
wait,,,, POP!
are you done yet
naaa,
gotta get home
'that's 2 blocks
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2010, 08:40:03 AM »
old puch
premix goes in
smoke abounds


rally ride
gotta give the noobs
a taste of 60mph
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2010, 09:08:06 AM »
A man wrestles Gazzelles
An epic struggle ensues
A new tube, punctured

(seriously those 2.25 gazzelles are stronger than my scrawny ass)
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2010, 09:26:35 AM »
Dremel carbide bit
Puch type 3 versus K-Star
Stock bikes blasting noobs.
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2010, 10:16:51 AM »
i love my mopeds
i really love garelli
fucking rubber clutch
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2010, 10:48:51 AM »
my ciao is super
the rigid frame hurts my balls
now i can't have kids



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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2010, 01:16:21 PM »
John g has a point
Rigid bikes for life. Go forth
And don't reproduce.
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2010, 01:30:36 PM »
Popcycles, mopeds,
Tattoos then, kzoo 14,
Highway seventy

Became a home for
Cold trailers, mid mo,
I.r.e., b.m.

Rename the forum
And perhaps we could have more
But polls don't work here.
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Creativity will always overcome lack of material.
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Its about doing it the right way once instead of a convoluted way every time you want to make a change.

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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2010, 03:02:31 PM »
the sun sets
a garage door opens
6 volts of light shine forth
i go for a ride

tires hit pavement
pedals go round
engine comes to life
I'm riding fire

squeaky brakes
springy ride
smell like 2-stroke
i wouldnt have it any other way
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2010, 10:35:25 PM »
like these pomz a lot
wish I could make one go good
fuel mix alludes me
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2010, 12:31:37 PM »
riding 45 on a 20
wind through my hair
BOOM! Fuck my tires
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Re: Moped Haiku
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2010, 12:07:32 PM »
I wanna go ride
but am shackled to my desk
Lover Boy was right
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