Here's what you need to do:
1) buy some powder. powderbythepound.com is great.
2) rub your parts and shit on the carpet. make sure it's a full synthetic carpet, and very clean.
3) once enough static charge is built up, sprinkle the powder through a fan and onto the piece to be coated, rotating part to ensure an even coat.
4) place part into pre-heated oven (400 degrees) for 10min
5) remove and allow to cool, much like your hot pocket, which should have also been placed in the oven.
BAM! you got yerself a powdercoated piece-o-shit that smells like the pizza you cooked last night!
