Topic: OT:WHAT THE HELL! (Read 1306 times)

Chuck the girl · « **on:** March 29, 2010, 01:02:41 AM »

OT ...general BitCHIng...it had to happen:

1. I don't freaking care how popular you are (or were) in High School... you still look like an IDIOT if you start doing a stupid cheer you saw on you tube at Wal-Mart! and.,..THANK YOU FOR HAVING HUGE LETTERS SEWN INTO YOUR PANTS (ON THE ASS) TELLING THE WORLD YOU ARE A BITCH!!! Even for wal mart that is pretty trashy!
2. I don't fucking give a shit HOW much money mommy and daddy have you are still a DOUCHE when you brag how they buy you everything and anything.
3. Do your fucking JOB! Stop crying cause you can't go on a date while you work.
4. FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING hate stupid people.
5. I don't fucking care how tight your freaking pants are you are not COOL if you act better than others cause you think you are cool in your stupid pants.
6. NOBODY KNOWs EVERYTHING!!! SO FUCKING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO!
7. I CHEER for the aliens in movies when they attack the human race ...cause 75% are fucking idiots.
8. I don't care how popular people are....if they not kind, considerate, and generally a nice person they you can die in a bottom of a ditch!
9. I don't care if a 100 douche bags hipsters think you are cool....you are still a douche bag!
10. NO i don't have enough money to go to EVERY FREAKING RAlly under the sun. No i don't want some DOUCHE bag telling me i missed out. I go to the ones where I am not treated like the red headed step kid with GOUT! I think its bullshit that I have to "PROVE" that my bike is better than yours. I want to ride...I have been riding mopeds for over 14 yrs....yeah i am bitter and i don't give a shit...sometimes i want to ride....sometimes i want to hang out...so well there you have it.
This was not directed at anybody on this forum....but if you take offense you are probably a douche. I don't care what you think so respond with something nasty and witty you 'cut and pasted' from another website i am still not going to respond. to all others i am sure you will agree and add your own to this list.

Thank you,
The Breakfast Mafia
Chuck CEO

OUR Motto...screw it shoot them.

Garett · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:21:30 AM »

Red headed step child with... GOUT!

Hahahha

Redacted Justin · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:38:54 AM »

1- Agree
2- Agree
3- Agree
4- Chill
5- I am cool in my stupid pants
6- Plea the fifth
7- That's depressing
8- Chill
9- Fixies and old English pop for life
10- Wat

Lunch Box · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:49:19 AM »

shmerica · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2010, 10:52:11 AM »

10. NO i don't have enough money to go to EVERY FREAKING RAlly under the sun. No i don't want some DOUCHE bag telling me i missed out

okay but you are coming to our rally right

gym socks · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2010, 11:36:22 AM »

75% ? You are far too kind... more like 99.9999999999990090999999999955% suck darts.

Mike Pee · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2010, 11:48:50 AM »

Hey, keep your lips off my dart.

gym socks · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2010, 12:05:57 PM »

I ment farts...stupid self correcting phone...put yer lips on thathat!

Chuck the girl · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2010, 01:39:41 PM »

I heart the IRE...even if some wear tight pants:) We are coming to the rally...I'm waiting to register cause i have to dump $1000 bones into the transmission for the van:(. On the up note...I am talking to one of my co workers...her grandma has an old diesel bus parked in the country...NEEDS MUCH MUCH LOVE. I can't store it but if we can fix it we can have it... What do you guys think!? She is going to double check next week to make sure! We need a poll ...LINDA!!! please make one of the options about Nash and his (little)motorcycle...

P.S the only rally i want to go to is STL, COMO, Denver, Texas, and Lawrence. Maybe a few more but you guys are like family. Minus the shot guns, and my twin elderly aunts Bertha & Bess that wants to hug everyone.

gym socks · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:02:49 PM »

Who wears tight pants in IRE? I reall dont know of any hipsters in IRE. Seriously. Were all basically social retards.

Mike Pee · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:15:16 PM »

Some of us are social retards in tight pants.

MaddMatt · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:15:58 PM »

When I put on weight, my pants get tight, or when Im excited.

gym socks · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:06:40 PM »

I gots to have room for my 'jimmy' , plus IM an old school sk8 rat from the 80's who wears roomy clothes. I still dont know who in IRE wears tight pants, maybe I just dont pay attention. Mike, you sporting tighty jeans when Im not around?

Chuck the girl · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:19:05 PM »

I pretty much like everyone in the midwest moped scene ...nice, Honest, & freindly goes a long way in my book!

P>S Jimmy one of my BEST FREINDS (Dave Goldsmith) in the world hung out with you in High school...He said to say HI!

mikebeez BLKBLK · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:22:05 PM »

i wear the fuck out of tight pants and im way cool as fuck. shut up!

Chuck the girl · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:22:49 PM »

SSSSHHHHHHHH...mike....SSSSHHHHHHHHH

shmerica · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:29:08 PM »

Quote from: mikebeez on March 29, 2010, 03:22:05 PM

i wear the fuck out of tight pants and im way cool as fuck. shut up!

wow

gym socks · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:44:32 PM »

HAHAHA Dave! Yeah, we had some times him and I...small world. Remind him to set his parking brake on his SS Escort! HAHAHAHA...ask him about that! WOW...what a trip. Tell him to get a ped.

gym socks · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:45:29 PM »

Quote from: mikebeez on March 29, 2010, 03:22:05 PM

i wear the fuck out of tight pants and im way cool as fuck. shut up!

Pipe down, you seem to be getting too big for yer britches! I was talking to IRE mike, making a joke...you know haha kinda shit....

Chuck the girl · « **Reply #19 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:53:57 PM »

Dave is in Denver right now but I already got him sold on the idea of a ped...tho he is leaning more to scooters. I will have him on a ped in NO time:)

mikebeez BLKBLK · « **Reply #20 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:33:32 PM »

that was just a broad statement jimmy lol not aimed anyone but hot sluts

¿ · « **Reply #21 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:47:20 PM »

fuctifino, i'm just a retard.

Lindar · « **Reply #22 on:** March 29, 2010, 05:13:24 PM »

Quote from: mikebeez on March 29, 2010, 03:22:05 PM

i wear the fuck out of tight pants and im way cool as fuck. shut up!

They aren't tight enough to stay covering up the parts of your body that they're supposed to cover up, though.

I'm Rick Ems Most Always · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2010, 12:22:22 AM »

crack kills ?

Tom! · « **Reply #24 on:** March 31, 2010, 11:33:56 AM »

I wear tight pants, but i look good in em. My mom said so.

Also, I'm a social retard, but an aggressive social retard!

Race Preppin' Mike · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2010, 12:38:14 PM »

REALLY tight pants make my bike faster, also make me look better, cooler and smarter.

Holmes · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:04:45 PM »

I wear pants so tight I just shower in them. I have to tuck them into my boots. They are so tight my GF doesn't have to take birth control anymore. So tight that I have to lay on my back to get them on.

Chuck the girl · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:48:36 PM »

Nice!!

mikebeez BLKBLK · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2010, 03:50:02 PM »

well dressed mopedders in 2010. also the only thing bad about tight pants is getting them off of girls in a hurry, but at that point its kinda cute.

Tom! · « **Reply #29 on:** April 01, 2010, 10:01:47 AM »

Does well dressed include grease stains and cutoffs?

Lunch Box · « **Reply #30 on:** April 01, 2010, 12:54:27 PM »

what about 40 lbs overweight, a rat tail and a cute foot tattoo?

EuGene · « **Reply #31 on:** April 08, 2010, 08:01:51 AM »

beez - speak nicely about hot sluts, cuz I sorta like 'em.

Lindar/Rick - Hey, let's be PC here . . . it ain't a crack, it's posterior cleavage.

EuGene · « **Reply #32 on:** April 08, 2010, 08:23:38 AM »

Oh, by the way, the term "hot sluts" isn't PC these days . . . we now call those lovely ladies "sportin' wenches"

Lindar · « **Reply #33 on:** April 08, 2010, 09:19:59 PM »

I used to know how to be PC. Then I was exposed to Beez, and it's all been downhill from there.

Bangers · « **Reply #34 on:** April 08, 2010, 09:25:25 PM »

Damn it Beez, You can take the boy out of prison, but you can't get the prison out of the boy.

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