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Which way does the roll go.

Over
- 17 (73.9%)
Under
- 2 (8.7%)
Other
- 1 (4.3%)
Doesn't Matter
- 2 (8.7%)
My servants do this for me.
- 1 (4.3%)

Total Members Voted: 23

Voting closed: March 14, 2010, 11:28:14 PM

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OT. TP.
« on: March 07, 2010, 10:28:15 PM »

Apparently my dad doesn't have an opinion about which way the toilet paper goes on the roll.

Uh, thats weird, right?

Oh yeah, poll. 7 Days.

Over, Under?
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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 11:33:00 PM »

In my facility we have two different types of tp dispensers. On the ones that take the big side by side rolls, it doesn't matter as long as they are oriented the same direction. On the smaller fixtures with the rolls on to of one another, you MUST load the rolls under or face the perils of piled tp all over the floor. I fucking hate my job.
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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 09:13:58 AM »

Over, i am real picky about that.
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« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 09:48:51 AM »

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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 09:52:22 AM »

Who uses TP?

Bidet FTW.
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2010, 06:17:54 PM »

haha, then theres the people who have the roll sideways on the counter. no real room for a holder in the bathroom at my place. cant put it where it was because its all just drywall spackle from where previous tenants had ripped it out over and over again
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2010, 06:38:34 PM »

under. but hotels always do it over :( wonder if there's some etiquette thing there...
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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2010, 07:10:17 PM »

never had this confusion with corn cobs
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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2010, 08:09:32 PM »

Ovahhhhhhh.
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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2010, 04:17:56 PM »

better question: wipe direction? front to back or back to front
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« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2010, 04:35:08 PM »

better question: wipe direction? front to back or back to front


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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2010, 04:42:46 PM »

Over, with a reserve on the tank.
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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2010, 05:36:58 PM »

Over . Anything else is uncivilized . YOU ANIMALS !!!!! Wipe front to back , away from my weiner .
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« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2010, 05:52:00 PM »

you don't want a UTI.
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2010, 06:55:01 PM »

I know some weirdos that do back to front. Yuk!

I'm a front to backer.
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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2010, 03:17:36 PM »

I say under, because if you have a cat, the furry menace will unroll the entire roll if you have it "over"

Then you have to wipe your ass with the cat and that's just werid.
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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2010, 08:39:15 PM »

weird, yes.  But I'm sure that sandpaper tongue gets everything real nice and clean.
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Re: OT. TP.
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2010, 09:28:13 PM »

Surprised it took this long for the thread to get weird...
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