Topic: ouch (Read 1081 times)

MaddMatt · « **on:** March 09, 2010, 12:47:04 PM »

hi everyone from depaul hospital. I pulled a peters and fucked my middle and ring finger up pretty bad. My hole punch machine was jammed and while trying to unseize it i punched tru my fingers. It locked up with them still stuck for a few seconds until i remembered to hit the pedal to release. I think i will lose my finger nail on the middle. It is not connected right now. Ouch. Come on percocet kick in. Picts to come.

MaddMatt · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:52:02 PM »

oh yeah, phil is my personal emt today, thanks phil! He is glad to get out of work!

Lunch Box · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:56:18 PM »

oh fuck!!!

this happened at work? Where's the workmans comp yo! buy moped parts with it!

Mike Pee · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:58:22 PM »

Oh shit dude. That fucking sucks. I feel your pain. Gross pics are necessary!

McGreggerson · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:08:43 PM »

damn! pics, but seriously, i hope everything heals up alright.

shmerica · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:14:52 PM »

That sucks Matt! Feel better soon. I can get you a sweet fake nail from the asian ladies at the salon if you need it. It will have rhinestones glued to it...

Mike Pee · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:34:36 PM »

Convince them that the machine is shot now that it's full of Mattblood, get it, and mount it in the shop. haha

Heal up quick man.

napalm beth · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:35:45 PM »

that is disgusting.

MaddMatt · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:46:30 PM »

now i am off to a plastic surgeon. Good times, good times. I think that second pill kicked in! Woohoo!

napalm beth · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:48:45 PM »

hope everything goes well, matt.

gym socks · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2010, 01:51:06 PM »

A hole punch?! Lich!

Annie · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:10:10 PM »

Oh man that sounds awful! Heal up Matt, can't wait to see the gross pics!

I'm Rick Ems Most Always · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:24:14 PM »

Exactly what machine ? COOOOOL New IRE Member Qualification !!!???

ezbngreen · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:39:56 PM »

doesn't sound like much fun! I can easily see how it could happen though!

shmerica · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:43:20 PM »

maybe the next ire calendar should be nothing but pics of injuries

and some boobs

Slink · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2010, 02:51:58 PM »

please, no injured boobs

nate · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2010, 03:58:58 PM »

boobs in January, then disappointment and disgust for 11 months.

I hope your okay Matt.

Mike Pee · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:03:38 PM »

February boobs. Mardi Gras. Duh.

shmerica · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:08:11 PM »

i thought the only mardi gras boobs you saw were like weird flapjack horrors

nate · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:09:28 PM »

yeah, you need nice boobs right off the bat for shock factor.

Mike Pee · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:10:18 PM »

Just sayin, they're local boobs and easy to take pics of. We don't want any of these foreign internet boobs on our calendar.

Lunch Box · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2010, 04:17:26 PM »

Quote from: e r i c a on March 09, 2010, 04:08:11 PM

i thought the only mardi gras boobs you saw were like weird flapjack horrors

they looked like paula deen’s cheesy ham and banana casserole after someone threw it up and then used the palms of their hands to create a makeshift boob-shaped mound.

MaddMatt · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2010, 07:00:14 PM »

he was able to sew the nail back on so i will pass on the fake ones erica! Both fingertips were almost cut all the way off. Bones were crushed. The surgeon asked if i wanted to see my wounds, i thought i had, but he flipped both tips back only held by a little skin on one side. This was after he numbed them. Speaking of numb, its starting to wear off now. This is going to slow down my moped projects a bit.

gym socks · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2010, 08:02:27 PM »

Fuck Matt..damm.

rkboco · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2010, 09:53:14 PM »

Damn! Glad they saved your nail.

ire mark · « **Reply #25 on:** March 09, 2010, 10:39:22 PM »

you'll do anything to get one of them prescriptions

MaddMatt · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2010, 10:42:05 AM »

picts

MaddMatt · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2010, 10:43:41 AM »

Mike Pee · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2010, 11:14:25 AM »

Eeew. What kind of recovery period are you in for?

McGreggerson · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2010, 11:20:06 AM »

damn man.. get better quick

MaddMatt · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2010, 02:17:03 PM »

I don't know about the recovery time, ten days and I go to get the bandages changed, I should know by then.

Attack-Jack · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:15:51 PM »

Was this at work, or were you punching holes at home?
I ask because if this was in the service of moped work, I want to avoid that hole punch... :\

MaddMatt · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:54:59 PM »

At work, with this machine

¿ · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2010, 04:34:29 PM »

drink a beer

Sam · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:36:01 PM »

OUCH! Is right....

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