Dude Mike, that is totally not how it went. I know you're jealous that he likes me better than you, but you don't need to go around saying stuff like that.
Also, footie pajamas = win, not fail. Don't hate. Besides, you have nobody to blame but yourself (and Justin) for the footie pajamas. If you hadn't had to make fun of my pajamas in Chicago, I would never have had to out-do myself.