Topic: Benji loves me (Read 710 times)

Mike Pee · « **on:** March 04, 2010, 08:30:39 AM »

He only has 4 facebook friends, and I am one of them.

I knew that moment in the gas station was special to him too.

mikebeez BLKBLK · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2010, 12:31:26 PM »

i kissed him once under a street bridge

MaddMatt · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2010, 12:41:57 PM »

Not for long, I sent him a friend request, he loves me more than you!

ezbngreen · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2010, 01:12:33 PM »

benji loves me this I know, for the moped world tells me so....

Mike Pee · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2010, 01:39:48 PM »

Louisville.

Last year.

IRE and friends stayed up till the wee hours drinking beer and plowing through crave cases.

Nom nom.

Then the morning.

Headache and gurgly stomach.

Rally ride fun, but praying for gas stops.

At one special stop.

I'm in line.

For the men's room.

With other stinky hungover moped kids.

I look over to see.

BENJI.

Pondering the potato chips.

Then he looked up.

Music started to play.

We made eye contact.

He looked away.

Then I took a nasty shit.

MAGIC

I'm Rick Ems Most Always · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2010, 02:37:34 PM »

LOL Mike , Now that was some fully shit . I think that 4 friends means that he never gets on facebook . LOL

Mike Pee · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:31:42 AM »

Benji made me his friend and Tom and I got to catch Hollywood Holt in our arms when he dove off a stage.

March 4th 2010 was pretty epic.

Lunch Box · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:54:00 AM »

Hey, I caught his leg! And spilled whiskey all over my shirt...

Lindar · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:32:39 AM »

Did Benji know your name when you first met him?

MaddMatt · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2010, 11:57:49 AM »

He now has 17 friends, me included, now who does he love?

Benji probably knows my name and adress as much stuff as I have ordered from him!

mikebeez BLKBLK · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2010, 01:22:38 PM »

now now beinji is just a human guys. ive met him a few times but i try not to talk to him for more than 30 seconds at a time, dont wanna come off like as groupie. had a pretty stimulating convo with him about the cramps and the deadmilkmen once but other than that i just leave it to smiles back and forth while we are riding, hes cute.

MaddMatt · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2010, 02:42:02 PM »

He is more than human, he is the Supreme Commander Benji!!!

I wish he were a member of this site, that would be too cool.

I'm Rick Ems Most Always · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2010, 04:14:55 PM »

DUHHHHH So send him an invite to IRE Land , DUR DURR DURRR Maybe honerary membership or something too ? LOL at myself pronounceing the dur durs out loud to myself . And hollywood Holt will be here for our rally yeah . Anyone invite Bengi ?

Lindar · « **Reply #13 on:** March 05, 2010, 04:32:23 PM »

Quote from: MaddMAtt on March 05, 2010, 02:42:02 PM

He is more than human, he is the Supreme Commander Benji!!!

Agreed. Beez doesn't know what he's talking about.

MaddMatt · « **Reply #14 on:** March 05, 2010, 04:35:05 PM »

I do agree with not wanting to look like a groopie, and the Dead Milkmen rule!

Slink · « **Reply #15 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:53:08 PM »

I went to his website. It had a bunch of good moped stuff at competive prices. The service is good and he is nice.
This fanboy jerk-off done yet?

bright · « **Reply #16 on:** March 05, 2010, 05:57:43 PM »

Quote from: MaddMAtt on March 05, 2010, 04:35:05 PM

I do agree with not wanting to look like a groopie, and the Dead Milkmen rule!

I miss the Dead milkmen.

mikebeez BLKBLK · « **Reply #17 on:** March 05, 2010, 06:05:00 PM »

Quote from: Lindar on March 05, 2010, 11:32:39 AM

Did Benji know your name when you first met him?

linda remember when i called u a kiss ass in front of benji because he unearthed the truth about u sending him cookies? oooh and u were wearing footy pajamas? id say thats a double fail right there

A-ko · « **Reply #18 on:** March 05, 2010, 06:44:02 PM »

aw i love benji

Lindar · « **Reply #19 on:** March 05, 2010, 08:47:25 PM »

Dude Mike, that is totally not how it went. I know you're jealous that he likes me better than you, but you don't need to go around saying stuff like that.

Also, footie pajamas = win, not fail. Don't hate. Besides, you have nobody to blame but yourself (and Justin) for the footie pajamas. If you hadn't had to make fun of my pajamas in Chicago, I would never have had to out-do myself.

¿ · « **Reply #20 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:19:50 PM »

he likes me better cause i bake cookies and send them to him.

Bangers · « **Reply #21 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:39:52 PM »

Trust me, Lindar's cookies rule and are Benji Approved.

¿ · « **Reply #22 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:44:30 PM »

ha ha!

Mike Pee · « **Reply #23 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:46:05 PM »

I want footie pajamas. I would only wear pink ones when I was like 5.

I want pink footie pajamas.

Bangers · « **Reply #24 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:48:12 PM »

If anyone had gone to the Austin Rally w/ me 2yrs ago. would have got to see The Dead Milkmen play live. When they played they played "Dean's Dream" I cried. At the end of the concert the keyboard player gave his keyboard to a guy in the front row. It was the best.

Lindar · « **Reply #25 on:** March 05, 2010, 09:55:59 PM »

Quote from: Mike P's in Walter's sink on March 05, 2010, 09:46:05 PM

I want footie pajamas. I would only wear pink ones when I was like 5.

I want pink footie pajamas.

Further proof: only cool people can rock footie pajamas.

McGreggerson · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:00:16 PM »

its because the footie pajamaz are awesome. "socks?!? nope, i got footie jammies"

Mike Pee · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2010, 10:08:30 PM »

I'mma do my hair like this too.

Drop seat, bitches.

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