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Lindar

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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #35 on: February 28, 2010, 09:29:12 PM »

exhibit "a"
a kit for this scooter.


That's not a kit. That's a giant hole, covered by a little bit of metal.

And while I think it's kind of ugly, I think it is fairly well established that I will sacrifice performance for things that look prettier, so who am I to judge? I've said before that a good chunk of the difference between a scooter and a moped is that you sit on a scooter, but with a moped, you put the fun between your legs. That might be covered in plastic, but at least you've got the riding position more or less right.

I don't know how many of you saw this posted on the MA genforum, but it seems vaguely relevant:

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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #36 on: February 28, 2010, 10:03:38 PM »

Linda, that is filthy!
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #37 on: February 28, 2010, 11:04:28 PM »

Utter filth.

I dig it.
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2010, 12:32:59 AM »

Yes, and demeaning to women, see below.

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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2010, 12:38:46 AM »

garett. those 'titays' are not very enticing.
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #40 on: March 01, 2010, 10:20:02 AM »

that cylinder just gave me at least 5,000,000 boners


hahahaha. what?!
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2010, 12:35:29 AM »

Id rock one of those things for 500 bones .
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2010, 01:06:39 AM »

500 boners.
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2010, 02:52:47 AM »

^ haha
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2010, 06:33:09 AM »

So I just read that these things are pretty restricted, With then restrictions removed, they do close to 60 boner stock.
That's pretty fucking radical for 50cc's and 275 pounds without gas or rider.
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #45 on: March 02, 2010, 04:42:45 PM »

dude mp3s are sick. 500cc holy fuck that would destroy me.
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Re: I'm done with mopeds.
« Reply #46 on: March 03, 2010, 03:36:41 PM »

 hmmmmm! I come with an open mind.
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