Topic: I'm done with mopeds. (Read 1201 times)

Race Preppin' Mike · « **on:** February 27, 2010, 01:56:05 PM »

I ride scooters now. They're so awesome. Better than all mopeds ever, combined.
Can I still come to rally's?

Valimagdon · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:03:58 PM »

That thing, while totally rad, just barely qualifies as a scooter. And by just barely, I mean really shouldn't be, except that someone might call it one on accident.

Wanna come to a rally, bring something vintage, and preferably 2-stroke. Or at least know you're gonna get the funny looks and not fit in...
That said, is that CPI a 50? Bring that along to an STL rally and I'd love to race fast plastic 49cc machines w/ ya!

Tom! · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:09:35 PM »

remake those front cowels so they are less ugly, then you can come!

Race Preppin' Mike · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:24:47 PM »

Myke, yes, the CPI GTR is the minarelli horizontal motor, 50cc two stroke. I just picked it up for $500 on CL because the guy thought it needed a waterpump, when in fact, the water temp sensor was broken off and the wire was touching a piece of metal, causing the red "overheat" light to come on.

Tom, I'm not changing a thing about this bike, it's 50cc watercooled, 45 mph bone stock and this shit weighs 275 pounds!

mikebeez BLKBLK · « **Reply #4 on:** February 27, 2010, 03:40:20 PM »

buddys go 47mph 50cc stock. go buy one mikey! im just fucking with ya. i have vespa scooters and would totally rock a yamaha jog with the minarelli

napalm beth · « **Reply #5 on:** February 27, 2010, 05:17:12 PM »

MaddMatt · « **Reply #6 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:17:41 PM »

barf barf

Mike Pee · « **Reply #7 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:26:03 PM »

barf barf barf

ashford · « **Reply #8 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:30:17 PM »

quad barf

gym socks · « **Reply #9 on:** February 27, 2010, 06:33:44 PM »

Tough crowd

But yeah...barfola

Redacted Justin · « **Reply #10 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:32:20 PM »

Sell me your hobbitses

Tom! · « **Reply #11 on:** February 27, 2010, 07:46:10 PM »

dude, i'm all for it, think the body could just use some work. 50cc liquid cooled, 2 stroke. bad ass. Just close your eyes while you ride it.

napalm beth · « **Reply #12 on:** February 27, 2010, 08:33:45 PM »

close yr eyes as he rides by

A-ko · « **Reply #13 on:** February 27, 2010, 08:36:44 PM »

strip that thing as far down as possible and kit the shit out of it.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:06:16 PM »

you know what the hardest thing about riding a scooter is?

that's right, telling your parrents your gay.

whats the first sign that you might be riding a scooter?

that's right! the distinctive hard pounding in the ass!

barf, barf, barf, barf ,barf , barf

I don't blame you for quiting ped's, but why the plastic fantastic?

sincerely, Worthless sack of shit 33, aka Bacon, axa Moped Matt, aka Motorcycle Matt

Mike Pee · « **Reply #15 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:25:32 PM »

Now sell it for double what you paid, get your Derbi back, spend the $1000 on a sweet setup on something that doesn't suck so hard.

EuGene · « **Reply #16 on:** February 27, 2010, 10:13:37 PM »

Scooter? What scooter? Hell, man, that thing ain't got no floorboard!! Itsa motorcycle (albeit a leetle beety 'un) cuz ya gotta straddle it!! Smiff

Lunch Box · « **Reply #17 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:46:21 PM »

pish posh i think its badass

Bangers · « **Reply #18 on:** February 27, 2010, 11:57:52 PM »

Nothing wrong with it, perfectly natural, just wash your hands afterwards.

Race Preppin' Mike · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:36:11 AM »

I'm not quitting mopeds or selling any of mine, Just wanted to see how many haters there were here.

but seriously, this thing's the shit.

Don't hate. Scooters are better.

Redacted Justin · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:39:01 AM »

After reviewing the comments, I'd definitely say it's a mini motorcycle. Not your GPR50, not a scooter, but some sort of gnarbrid (gnarly hybrid). I feel like, if this isn't going 90 by the end of the summer, you deserve a tickling. And not a nice one, even.

Race Preppin' Mike · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:48:50 AM »

exhibit "a"
a kit for this scooter.

Tom! · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2010, 01:05:42 AM »

mmm.. 3 transfers and bridge everything. massive. nice.

gym socks · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2010, 02:55:29 AM »

That thing is the anti-Christ.
Period.

Lunch Box · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:24:23 AM »

I think it looks cool. Half scooter half motorcycle.its cool

Mike Pee · « **Reply #25 on:** February 28, 2010, 09:51:37 AM »

I think you found a vehicle that no matter where you go, every group is gonna hate on.

Valimagdon · « **Reply #26 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:04:36 AM »

Quote from: Scooter Mike with an "I" aka Malaguti aka Metrasexual on February 27, 2010, 03:24:47 PM

Myke, yes, the CPI GTR is the minarelli horizontal motor, 50cc two stroke. I just picked it up for $500 on CL because the guy thought it needed a waterpump, when in fact, the water temp sensor was broken off and the wire was touching a piece of metal, causing the red "overheat" light to come on.

Tom, I'm not changing a thing about this bike, it's 50cc watercooled, 45 mph bone stock and this shit weighs 275 pounds!

Jesus christ Malaguti, I hardly recognized ya! Those Minarelli motors are awesome, loooots of tuning capability, like the E50 of the 49cc scooter world. Fantastic score!
I agree w/ Mike P, everyone is gonna hate on it if you call it one thing or another. Kinda like a Passport/Cub. But who cares, it's rad.

Redacted Justin · « **Reply #27 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:26:17 AM »

Really, I think it's pretty awesome. HUGE kits available, great brakes, awesome trellis frame, lights that work, good suspension upgrade options, instrument cluster.. It's basically everything I'd want out of a modern motorcycle, but without the crotch rocket douche factor

Holmes · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:26:53 AM »

top tank it and nobody would know the difference

gym socks · « **Reply #29 on:** February 28, 2010, 10:32:17 AM »

Ok, I used to ride motorcycles that looked like that, so I cant hate on it too much. IT IS a 2-stroke, so bonus points there....I think of it as an MB5 -an in betweener and by the look on your face, it must be a blast to ride. I think since you're calling it a scooter and saying ALL scooters are better than mopeds definately deserves some hating, but nevertheless - you are my friend and I have to accept you, no matter how fukking goofy you are.

¿ · « **Reply #30 on:** February 28, 2010, 11:51:08 AM »

from my grandma's house to the forum

"if you sprinkle,
when you tinkle,
be a sweetie,
and wipe the seatie"

where's the TP dispenser?

Valimagdon · « **Reply #31 on:** February 28, 2010, 12:03:51 PM »

Quote from: X on February 28, 2010, 11:51:08 AM

from my grandma's house to the forum

"if you sprinkle,
when you tinkle,
be a sweetie,
and wipe the seatie"

where's the TP dispenser?

The "it looks like a toilet" joke just falls flat when it doesn't look anything like a toilet.

EuGene · « **Reply #32 on:** February 28, 2010, 04:02:06 PM »

Who hates any type of 2-wheeler (or 3-wheeler if triked or an MP3)? Any by what possible reason could they logically say any one type is better than another?

I enjoy everything from Solexes, peds, scooters, to MC's - and ride 'm all. None is any better than the others, they are just different from each other and serve different purposes.

Smiff

¿ · « **Reply #33 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:41:22 PM »

not as much as your stuff

A-ko · « **Reply #34 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:55:21 PM »

that cylinder just gave me at least 5,000,000 boners

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