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Re: *** JOB POSTING ***
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2011, 09:59:54 PM »

Your mamma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
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« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2011, 10:18:04 PM »

I guess I'll refresh on that episode because they just added all the Star Treks to Netflix.
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« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2011, 10:32:42 PM »

Yo momma is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2011, 10:54:48 PM »

Your momma is so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2011, 12:18:36 AM »

that hurts my feelings :(
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« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2011, 12:30:21 AM »

Yo momma's pussy is so nasty they make you eat it on Fear Factor.
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« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2011, 02:12:36 AM »

Hey does anyone want to have sex with me?
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« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2011, 08:26:30 AM »

your momma so nasty, she only changes her drawers every 1000 miles
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« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2011, 12:51:15 PM »

i got to ride a 2 cycle popcycle ,, the other day,, one of 2 ????
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« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2011, 12:51:58 PM »

yur moms like a hockey team, showers after the 3rd period
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« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2011, 01:39:38 PM »

Your moma is so poor, mostly because she can't prioritize her budget.
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« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2011, 01:51:23 PM »

Yommasofat she use the equator for a belt!
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« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2011, 04:32:36 PM »

Yep, only two 2 cycle popcycles that we ever brought in.  One is cursed.  The other is probably broken.
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« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2011, 04:38:09 PM »

Your moped is so slow Mark passed you on his solex!
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« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2011, 05:10:33 PM »

Your moped is so slow Mark passed you on his solex!
Matt and Tom got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only Matt and Tom, their gear and one Moose.
Matt and Tom objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.

However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Matt and Tom survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Tom asked Matt, "Any idea where we are?"

Matt replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2011, 06:34:06 PM »

I FORGOT HOW I GOT MY MOTOR OUT! GUISE! HALP!!

*insert 25 fucking-HUUUUGE-goddamn pictures of a buell motorcycle.


^^ the ultimate troll. the copy-pasta....

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« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2011, 10:17:43 PM »

Yo Momma wants to be a lawyer?

YO MOMMA:  Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:     No.
YO MOMMA:  Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:     No.
YO MOMMA:  Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:     No.
YO MOMMA:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:     No.
YO MOMMA:  How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
YO MOMMA:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2011, 12:11:53 AM »

I guess I'll refresh on that episode because they just added all the Star Treks to Netflix.
  It's been awhile I think it's the same one where they find scotty trapped in the buffer of the transporter, loved the cameos from TOS.
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« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2011, 12:27:36 AM »

Please stop.

I guess I'll refresh on that episode because they just added all the Star Treks to Netflix.
  It's been awhile I think it's the same one where they find scotty trapped in the buffer of the transporter, loved the cameos from TOS.
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« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2011, 12:40:11 AM »

facepalm
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« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2011, 12:49:14 AM »

sry;

Yo mama's so fat that THX can't even surround her.
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« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2011, 12:51:48 AM »

your post insane
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« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2011, 01:45:00 AM »

there once was a man from darjeeling, who boarded a bus bound for eeling. he saw on the door, "please don't spit on the floor!", so he stood up and spat on the ceiling.
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« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2011, 09:49:31 AM »


"Hey guys, can i join?"


"umm... I have plenty of.. whatchcallem.. referencials.. yeah thats it"


"I think i could trollificate some things for ya"



"heh heh, here's my monkey face. heh"


"here i am with my boy, blue, BOOYAH! we had just accomplished a missionality or something"


"heh heh... darjeeling.. heh heh.. funny"

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« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2011, 11:05:53 AM »

i just saw this band wartorn last night who made the best worst funniest photo shopped 7" cover ever which i shall post now.
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« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2011, 08:46:44 PM »

Yo momma's ass is so big each cheak has it's own zip code...
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« Reply #61 on: July 23, 2011, 09:27:57 PM »

you forgot this one
 
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« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2011, 10:40:04 AM »

 Eugene said        " When a career choice got made"
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« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2011, 10:41:45 AM »

I wish I could be a stripper......
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« Reply #64 on: July 27, 2011, 10:54:27 AM »

Well, by golly I can understand that girl's angst!!  When I was in HS and was having a lot of trouble in some class, I told the teacher, "Hell, I'll just become a cruise ship gigolo!".  She got all warped and sent me to the office ... the Principal nearly busted a gut laughing when I told him what I said.  He said that might not be such a bad job, then sent me back to class with a note to the teacher that he chewed me out real good and counseled me.

I still didn't do worth a damn in her class!!  Didn't make a vary good gigolo in my later life, either.  Loozer!!
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« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2011, 10:59:45 AM »

You have the best stories, Eugene!

"Cruise ship giggalo"!!!??? - AWESOME !
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« Reply #66 on: July 27, 2011, 11:28:04 AM »

haha, I love how the pic finally got on here.  I just came to post it, but that is way better.
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« Reply #67 on: July 27, 2011, 11:39:05 AM »

I like that Mark was watching Squidbillies.
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« Reply #68 on: July 27, 2011, 12:05:11 PM »

EuGene  said "HOT"
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« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2011, 12:36:03 PM »

Yeah, I was watching the Squidbillies, too.
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