Topic: Car killing cold misery, cabin fever homicidal rage, and that's on the good days (Read 2042 times)

worthlessckfsht033 · « **on:** January 05, 2010, 02:20:40 AM »

I wanted to start a sticky thread here(as a permanent bitchin hole), but my Executive permissions have long ago been striped.
shit there's a fuckin glacier in my car, from where the water comes in and freezes.
day after day.

¿ · « **Reply #1 on:** January 05, 2010, 08:49:57 AM »

fuck yeah i have a car..... see., (looks out the window) it's right fuckin there!

gym socks · « **Reply #2 on:** January 05, 2010, 10:04:19 AM »

SCOOTER QUIT FUKKIN WITH GARRET!

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 06, 2010, 09:57:24 PM »

THERE'S BLOOD[i/] and BLACK SHIT[i/] coming out of my nose.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 06, 2010, 10:09:10 PM »

IT'S FIBERGLASS!!

but that's good, I was beginning to think my left hand was going to fall off!
and be replaced by some kind of prawn claw thing.

BTK. . .ED thanks for the title, I ungratefully pirated

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2010, 03:12:38 PM »

IT'S FUCKING SNOWING SIDEWAYS, SEND ME SOME SOUP, CHUNKY!

¿ · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:01:56 AM »

i hope the mail man climbs mountains on his days off. fuck them stairs, figure it out.

Mike Pee · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2010, 01:15:57 PM »

We don't own a shovel, so good luck to anyone who has to walk near our place. Sue the landlord if you die.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2010, 02:10:05 PM »

It's snowing AGAIN!

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2010, 02:38:21 PM »

FUCK, WHERES THE FUCKIN SUN!

IT SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW, . . . WHERE!!???

wait I think I see something, NO. .FUCK, now it is ACTUALLY getting DARKER!

SHIT, 2 1/2 hours of daylight left, THIS IS BULLSHIT! I want my God Dam Walmart refund!

is this really happening? sorry kids the sun is gone, were fucked. . *munsoned* here in fuckin Missouri

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munsoned

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2010, 03:36:50 PM »

can you paint over week old, sprayed on Flaming liquid shit that makes you scream with pain, clench your teeth, grab hard onto the nearest solid object so that you don't get blown away, and wonder how you're still alive when it's over?
My diarrhea is so bad that I couldn't walk for five days afterwards.

I just sent the above question to the Facebook page for Ace Hardware, stay tuned.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2010, 01:35:26 AM »

well they deleted it, and THE NEXT 3 POSTS WHERE PUBLIC OUTCRY!

anyway dose anybody remember the "cat scene" from Boondock saints, classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-G9vrgPLk

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2010, 07:58:46 PM »

I'M COVERED WITH FUCKING TRANSMISSION FLUID ! and it's SNNNNOOWWWINNNNGG!!! AGAINNNN!!!!

incidentally, dose anybody know how to get ATF out of clothing?

McGreggerson · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2010, 09:39:37 PM »

that orange pumice stuff for cleaning your hands? a dollop of that on the spots will wash it right out. works pretty well for cleaning shop rags too. just dont wash it with other stuff that isnt oily just in case

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 30, 2010, 10:18:56 AM »

thanks Greg ill probably do that.
the spot goes from my knees up my back to my collar, across my shoulders and on my arms (and hands not to mention knees, face, and boots)

try to imagine yourself rolling side to side in a puddle of ATF 6' wide

Bangers · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2010, 05:27:31 PM »

I backed into a snow drift this morning parking. When I went to pull out this afternoon the entire exhaust from the cat back fell off. Luckily it quickly broke down with two bolts and one fold to fit in the trunk. Now it sounds like every other Honda.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2010, 07:46:49 PM »

HA! ED call chuck, we have some money for you!

you should buy a muffler!

Bangers · « **Reply #17 on:** February 02, 2010, 02:20:26 AM »

Why? I'm pretty sure I could get another 10k out of this one if I could only find some old barn tin, some coat hangers, and some fiberglass insulation.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:14:19 PM »

HAPPY MOTHER-FUCKIN BIRTHDAY. . TO ME!

heres to getting old, the first time my birthday has ever landed on a Saterday, I actually have a job, I don't have to work tommorow, and I still cant go out!

ire mark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2010, 08:19:32 PM »

is smart matt forty??

Race Preppin' Mike · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2010, 12:28:27 PM »

happy belated birthday matt.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2010, 11:25:28 PM »

FUCKING ICE. . I drove 62 miles today (to and from work) with no issues what so ever.

25' from my GODDAMN driveway and I'm sliding out of control! at a breakneck speed of about 25 mph.

looking back it's not the fact that I hit the curb, but the fact that after my brakes failed. I drove it home anyway.

Thank you kcmo public works for salting the main road, and thus giving the illusion that the side roads where also tacky. (insert middle finger here) (not in my ass, I got that earlyer)

Hay ED, I was thinking about you today. when I was on-line looking for Honda parts! kidding, but really if you know where I could get a LH radius rod, knuckle, 15x6 98 accord 5 spoke with matching tire, disc, and lower control arm. . let me know. :\

Bangers · « **Reply #22 on:** February 09, 2010, 12:41:50 AM »

Them furin jobs is hard to come by out here in the sticks. Now that I'm persona non-grata at the salvage yard doesn't help either.

¿ · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:33:59 AM »

i called the boss this morning to see if he had any work. (yeah, yeah, we all know it snowed) he said they were under the weather, call tomorrow. i just laughed. wha? how the fuck are you under the weather on a job that's inside? hahaha, it might take a little longer to get there, but come on, just say you don't have shit! anyway, back to painting.

Race Preppin' Mike · « **Reply #24 on:** February 09, 2010, 06:50:18 AM »

I want to ride my honda, but I can't walk down my street without sliding at least half way down it (steep hill)
fuck this winter. I'm over it.

Tom! · « **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2010, 12:02:54 PM »

Quote from: Malaguti77 on February 09, 2010, 06:50:18 AM

fuck this winter. I'm over it.

thanks mike! now you and i can join hands across the state and get a big blanket to keep all the snow out and all the sunlight in.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 20, 2010, 11:24:34 AM »

I was laying on my back this morning in a puddle of ICE cold water under a Toyota.

. . theres actually more to this story, but that one sentence sounds pretty miserable.

¿ · « **Reply #27 on:** February 20, 2010, 02:10:21 PM »

gas peddle?

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2010, 02:30:00 PM »

No, I had a valve job done on this cylinder head (for one of my customers).
after I put the motor back together. . the car came back on the hook!

I'm like "SHIT!" ( my brain is racing at this point). . I almost died!

I just got my job back, and now I'm going to get fired!

turns out (after all my stressing out) that the guy hit a pothole. the lower control arm was so rusted out that it just "snapped off"

The Toyota still runs like a sewing machine, but now it's a trike

Race Preppin' Mike · « **Reply #29 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:49:54 PM »

HA, sound more like a hyundai than a toyota, there's a huge recall due to subframes and control arms rusting out and cracking/throwing the alignment out....REALLY REALLY fast.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 20, 2010, 05:41:08 PM »

this particular Toyota is a 92, so rusting out is ok

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 23, 2010, 09:19:21 PM »

I had to take a fuckin breathalyzer at work today!

some asshole dropped a bucket of shit off at the shop lastnight with a no-start.

he didn't tell us there was a blood - alcohol scanner installed in the car!

Shit I guess it's a good thing I didn't get shitfaced on my lunch brake today.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 25, 2010, 06:54:18 PM »

well ok then, but I still don't see how this is gonna fix the sun roof.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 10, 2010, 10:32:10 AM »

KA-FUCKIN-BOOM said my radiator, in rush-hour traffic yesterday!

$138.99 for a radiator, $9.00 for a jug of oreillys finest, $1.99 for a cheap hygrometer, saying "DAM that car in front of me is smoking like a sun of a bitch . . . -o shit-" = priceless.

McGreggerson · « **Reply #34 on:** March 10, 2010, 12:34:29 PM »

damn, is everyone having cars break on them? a friend of mine's car burnt up its water pump this morning, my car had the head gasket go out (thank god i wasnt driving at the time) my parents car blows its trans. a guy from my journalism class had his car throw a rod.

cars are rebelling... my moped runs true. .. or at least as true as a moped gets. haha

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