Topic: Car killing cold misery, cabin fever homicidal rage, and that's on the good days (Read 2041 times)

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #35 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:10:37 PM »

Honda (car) wont start today. . . . starting to miss the moped

recent possible head gasket failure comes to mind

previous owner informing me that he skipped the last timing belt replacement, comes to mind

moisture in distributor cap comes to mind

common Honda Denso (brand) igniter module failure comes to mind

gym socks · « **Reply #36 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:14:12 PM »

Jiggle the cord.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #37 on:** March 20, 2010, 06:25:00 PM »

The transmission in the van started whining like a Ford power steering pump.

now it shifts like my Honda, (good for Honda, bad for Chevy)

looks like that "transmission rebuild in a bottle" just expired, oh well it lasted over a year.

¿ · « **Reply #38 on:** March 20, 2010, 09:05:23 PM »

drink a beer

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #39 on:** March 20, 2010, 09:48:20 PM »

done, ever change the tranny in a front wheel drive van?

with no lift, I might add.

I have, probably the reason why I drink right there

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #40 on:** March 20, 2010, 10:00:50 PM »

I almost forgot, it's snowing!

that is all. .

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #41 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:35:26 PM »

Some AssClown called my shop today, and threatened to beat the living shit out of the boss.

then he called back later and said "nevermind, Ill just sue the living shit out of you"

wtf?

our neighbor is a meth addict, we think he got the wrong # off the sign.

Slink · « **Reply #42 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:50:23 PM »

A car turned left right in front of my scooter tonight in the rain. I locked both tires, put both feet down, and rode the gnarliest skid to within one foot of the car. They never even noticed. (I mean WTF! It's bright fucking yellow and ugly as shit.) I'll never be able to sleep tonight.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 24, 2010, 11:58:02 PM »

I carry a gun

Mike Pee · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2010, 08:36:49 AM »

Loud pipes and firearms.

Tom! · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:03:41 AM »

loud pipes, fast bikes. all you need in the city.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #46 on:** March 25, 2010, 06:51:16 PM »

today the boss's 7 year old kid climbed in-through the driver side window of the car that I was working on.

then proceded to turn every fuckin knob, lever, adjuster, push button- you name it

did I forget to mention that this manual transmissioned car was idling?

then upon exiting the vehicle, he rolled up the window and locked the door.

did I mention the motor was running?

Needless to say, I got yelled at today for taking the lords name in vain, and cussing in front of his kid.

I'm thinking of quiting

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 18, 2010, 11:36:39 PM »

o good, theres a 3 mile long stream of Honda transmission fluid, that mysteriously leads straight to my driveway.

I guess that's when you know you have arrived.

or perhaps its when you realize that first gear is gone**

why

Bangers · « **Reply #48 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:11:47 PM »

Because Hondas are not made for ramming? Probably at the radiator/tranny line = low fluid = no first gear.

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 20, 2010, 06:43:44 PM »

look man, that asshole had it coming!

he tore off my freakin mirror for Christs sake

yea I thought of that to, turns out it was a dry-roted trans cooler line.

split right in half, this was a blessing in disguise.

I needed to flush my transmission fluid anyway, and I'm lazy.

look at it this way, $40 for transmission fluid, $25 for a new mirror, $5 for 2' of hose and clamps.

I don't think you can get a tyranny flush that cheap at Jiffylube, and I don't have to dispose of a gallon of tyranny fluid :0

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 22, 2010, 02:00:53 AM »

Why. . .why, why, why, why, why, why?

Sam · « **Reply #51 on:** May 22, 2010, 12:58:52 PM »

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #52 on:** May 22, 2010, 06:19:11 PM »

hay now, that just ain't right.

I pulled a 4" gold decking screw out of that tire yesterday.

this is more about "the family curse", then lemons

Bangers · « **Reply #53 on:** May 22, 2010, 11:14:10 PM »

Decking screw? Why you driving in the suburbs?

Bangers · « **Reply #54 on:** May 22, 2010, 11:23:49 PM »

Hey I've got this exercise machine cleverly disguised as a 73 XLCH. The points have juice even with the key off and no spark when the key is on. It's extremely heavy and likes to be pushed around in order to move, the only other exercise is jumping up and down on a pedal that if things go wrong can slam back and catapult you over the handlebars or you can hyper extend your knee. The XLCH's are known as "The Milwaukee Crippler."

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 22, 2010, 11:35:04 PM »

yea I read that someplace, meanwhile as the world turns. . .

the curse continues to effect everything I touch.

today I bent the crankshaft in my mower, I just got it 2 weeks ago!

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #56 on:** May 26, 2010, 08:49:04 PM »

my radiator cap split in 2 today, it is about 2 months old.

steam, antifreeze blasting down the driveway.

Nippon Denso, not a cheap one. . . unless I got fucked over $12

I just pulled the broke part out of the neck, and put the cap back on.

I don't care anymore

gym socks · « **Reply #57 on:** May 26, 2010, 09:07:16 PM »

You need to write a book.
That's some good shit.

toadinahole · « **Reply #58 on:** May 26, 2010, 09:33:15 PM »

fuck this threab istanbul hot and it tAKES FOREVER to load onmy phone cause im living in bum fuck

worthlessckfsht033 · « **Reply #59 on:** May 27, 2010, 01:08:32 AM »

let me give you some perspective:

I work on junkers every day that make this car seem like a gem in my eyes.

still haven't had a problem that I couldn't fix.

did I post about the spark plugs yet? that was truly awesome.. . .

toadinahole · « **Reply #60 on:** June 03, 2010, 10:23:05 PM »

hey what about those plugs

Bangers · « **Reply #61 on:** June 04, 2010, 12:44:39 AM »

Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.

Sam · « **Reply #62 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:07:17 PM »

Quote from: Bangers on June 04, 2010, 12:44:39 AM

Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.

I'm stealing this one!

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